Prin preumblarile mele pricinuite de stumbleupon am dat peste o bucatica de rai pe care va voi impartasi-o.
Este vorba de o pagina mica ce are un titlu catchy „Things people said: Courtroom Quotations
Va dau si un exemplu:

* Lawyer: „Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
* Witness: „No.”
* Lawyer: „Did you check for blood pressure?”
* Witness: „No.”
* Lawyer: „Did you check for breathing?”
* Witness: „No.”
* Lawyer: „So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
* Witness: „No.”
* Lawyer: „How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
* Witness: „Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
* Lawyer: „But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
* Witness: „Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

Si inca unul mic

* Lawyer: „Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man–”
* Witness: „Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.”

I swear to tell the truth

Un gând despre „I swear to tell the truth

  • 26 octombrie 2007 la 16:40
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    Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
    Donna: What? Why?
    Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
    :d
    din „The Boondock Saints”

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